Saturday, February 23, 2008

New Photo Flipper: 2005 Southwest Vacation

Nothing really new today, just hanging out here in Gainesville again.

I did, however, spend a little time putting together a new photo flipper for Grant's Pad. These photos are from a family vacation that we went on together in the summer that I finished graduate school. Places visited: Zion National Park, Bryce Canyon, Grand Canyon, Wupatki Canyon, Antelope Canyon, Las Vegas, Hoover Dam, Canyon de Chelly, Sunset Crater Volcano, Dixie National Forest, Red Canyon, Walnut Canyon, Petrified Forest, and Lake Powell.

It's pretty amazing how one country can have so many different landscapes. The open air of the Southwest United States is unlike anywhere else in the world - it is such a gratifying feeling to just cruise down Route 66 and take it all in. Much different from the subtropic environment of Florida! Of course, I suppose I have nothing to complain about either... those poor people in the Midwest are still stuck in feet of snow, from what I hear!

Anyhow, these photos have thus far not been posted anywhere in my photo albums! To check out the full album, just click on the photo flipper.

There's still about one week left on my Stereotype poll, so if you haven't yet, vote on it! Read about the poll here!

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Am I a walking stereotype?

So a few days ago, Nick, Tyrone and I were on our daily walk, and we started talking about The Forbidden Kingdom, the awesome first collaboration by Jet Li and Jackie Chan that is going to be coming out this summer (check out the preview on their site!). Most of our conversations during our walks seem to degenerate into silliness, and this one would not be any different - somehow the conversation turned into possible script ideas for Steven Seagal movies - you know, like "You're a cop... and your whole family gets killed, and you go away to train for like three years and you come back for revenge! Or no wait, this is one you've never done before... you're a cop... and your whole squad gets killed, and you're the only survivor, so you go away to train for like five years to exact revenge! Or..." and so on and so forth.

Somehow, stereotypical Seagal roles got me thinking, and at some point I realized that I seem to perpetuate almost every Asian American stereotype out there. Don't believe me? Check out the list below:

☑ Short in stature
☑ Good at math/got good grades in school
☑ Practice piano/some sort of other classical musical instrument
☑ Know Kung Fu
☑ Dated other Asians/married another Asian
☑ Listen to hip-hop music and Chinese music
☑ Own a rice cooker/eat rice with almost every meal, in a bowl
☑ Play video/computer games often, including RPGs
☑ Have the "Asian Curse"/can't hold my alcohol
☑ Like anime/manga
☑ Take off my shoes when entering the house
☑ Use my dishwasher as a drying rack
☑ Wear glasses
☑ Drive a "ricer" (even though I haven't modded it)
☑ Went to Engineering school/became an engineer

In fact, the more I think about it, I can't even think of many Asian stereotypes that I don't embody!

So, what do you think? Am I a walking stereotype? Let me know if the poll in the sidebar!

Friday, February 15, 2008

Kung Fu Fighting Robots

They don't actually do any kung fu moves but it's still pretty cool!

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Happy Valentine's Day

Really doesn't seem like that long ago since last year's success story on Valentine's Day!

This year, Cherrie is in Gainesville while I'm here at home in Melbourne, so we won't even see each other. Not to mention, I am actually going to be studying tonight - midterms are this weekend! Needless to say, this year's Valentine's Day is quite a deviation from last year's.

As a result, I have no romantic story to tell on this Valentine's Day. I'm actually more worried about tax time... I have to file for homestead exemption by March, and not having ever done it before, I'm not quite sure how to go about doing it! For example, it asks when I last established Florida residency. Wow, I'm not sure... that was over twenty years ago! Seeing as I was just four years old at the time, I don't think I signed anything that day either...

Interesting thing about tax time this year - as many of you may know, this year the government is dishing out a tax rebate of sorts to try to spark the economy a bit. Granted, I think the rebate is really just taken out of our rebate from next year, but it's always nice to have some money earlier than later. Interestingly, I'm not sure how this might actually help the economy. It seems that most people like myself are going to spend just a little bit of it for small toys or whatever, and the save the bulk of it, or invest it. Those that intend to splurge, on the other hand, I imagine they'll be looking at things like HDTVs or other big ticket consumer items that probably aren't made in the USA... by buying those things, we actually will be hurting the U.S. economy more than helping it, I would assume. But hey, it is a few extra hundred in the pocket... can't argue with that!

Anyhow, today isn't supposed to be about taxes, it's supposed to be about love. Unfortunately, as I said before I don't have any heartwarming story for this Valentine's Day, so instead, I'm just going to cop out and post a picture of two dogs staring out at sea with an inspirational caption below it.

Oh, and Cherrie, if you're reading this, I love you! See you soon!

Monday, February 11, 2008

Some Chinese New Year YouTube Features

It's early in the week, and I've got a bit of work to do, so I'll start off this week's blogging with some YouTube cop-outs! They're good though, so go through em!
This one is of the Peacock Dance, a traditional dance from the Dai ethnic group in the Yunnan province of China. Kind of like Pop-n-Lock!

This one is actually from CCTV (China's main broadcast network. It's their basketball themed acrobatic performance from this year's Chinese New Year's celebration. Very energetic, check it out!

This last one is also a feature from CCTV, classic contortionist act. I've seen a lot of these acts in person, but they still amaze me every time!

Enjoy!

Thursday, February 07, 2008

China 2002, Part X: High Rolling in Shanghai

Happy Year of the Rat!

I actually remember the last Year of the Rat in 1996. I remember it because it was the year that the Florida Marlins won the World Series in baseball and the Florida Panthers made their playoff run in hockey, and due to a series of strange events, rats were a symbol for that year's Florida Panthers. It must have been a pretty big deal at the time, because I don't follow hockey at all, and even I know about that!

I figured Grant's Pad would celebrate this Chinese New Year appropriately with another China 2002 post. So sit back, relax, light up some incense, and walk with me...

Or fly! As mentioned at the end of the last installment of China 2002, on leaving Sichuan, we actually took a plane to Shanghai to continue our vacation. Chinese airlines, to say the least, are none too impressive. I've often made the complaint that service on American airlines is crap. Well, the service on Chinese airlines actually isn't that bad - they have stuck to the norm in Asia of keeping their flight attendants on a strict appearance standard - but the patrons are pretty much like patrons on any form of public transportation in China - very rushed with little respect for rules or novel concepts like queuing. Not queuing theory, mind you, which is comprised of some pretty hardcore mathematical models, but just plain old waiting in lines. Of course, once you're used to it, being bigger and stronger than most Chinese, we were able to push our way around most places, but it does take some getting used to! Oh and in-flight entertainment is limited to, well, whatever CDs you brought with you. I guess my CD player didn't weigh my shoulder down in vain after all!

The last time Kir-Wei and I were in Shanghai, we hadn't been taught in the ways of how much things should cost in China. Case in point - we bought bead bracelets for a whole 10 yuan, when in actuality, you should be able to pay just 1 yuan for them. The saying goes "You don't know money's worth until you've been to Shanghai." Now that we've been in China for almost two months, we can understand where this saying comes from. For example, the cab drivers in Shanghai, while friendlier than those encountered in Chengdu, charge about twice as much as our drivers in Xian. Plus, unlike most drivers we met in other cities in China, Shanghaiese cab drivers often don't know how to get where you want to go - something that almost never happens in Xian!

Candy (remember her?) greeted us at Shanghai airport, and we made our way with some struggles to Pujiang Fandian, a very old, sort of classic lodge. The lobby is very luxurious, reminiscent of what Shanghai must have been like when Europeans ruled here, but our rooms were actually more like youth hostels - beds in rooms of about ten other foreign travelers. It's actually pretty cool when you're looking forward to meeting other travelers, but it makes you really think about leaving stuff in the room! Plus, the location of the hotel was really supreme - since it was built in the early 1900s, it overlooked the Bund for a spectacular night view!

Our trip to Shanghai consisted largely of living the high life. We visited my uncle Cheng Hsiu at his restaurant (remember that classy looking joint from one of the first China posts?) where he fed us very well and then took us out with his two female musicians to a KTV place that he likes to frequent. Uncle Cheng Hsiu provided the cover and the drinks, but we were on our own when it came to selecting from the buffet line of escort girls! Escort girls are apparently quite common in nightlife in Shanghai - we ran into many more while going to nightclubs like Club Maya around town. Basically, it's like paying to have a girl stand next to you and talk to you. Kinda creepy, I know!

Club-hopping wasn't the only thing we did in Shanghai, however. We strolled the streets quite a bit - one of the greatest things about cities in Asia is that you don't feel completely alone when you're walking around in the street - in fact, everyone's doing it! Of particular note was Tom, Colin, Eric, and my visit to the Grand Hyatt hotel, the tallest building in all of China (and I believe the fourth tallest in the world). At the top of the Grand Hyatt, you were invited to sit down and have very expensive (by both Chinese and American standards) appetizers and enjoy the view of the city from its highest possible point.

Of course, we didn't stop there. We had real steak in Shanghai (not that the wonderful Brazilian steak on skewers restaurant in Xian didn't have excellent red meat in huge quantities). We watched a horrible Chinese movie and paid full price for it in a real, legitimate movie theater. And, we paid a whole 5 RMB to go to the very nice Shanghai History Museum! Actually, 5 RMB (student pricing) was a very welcome price. At this point, we didn't think we'd ever see cheap things in Shanghai again.

The Shanghai History Museum wasn't the only cheap place we went. Probably the coolest thing we saw in Shanghai was the acrobatics show. It was only 60 RMB, which might seem hefty until you remember that it translates to about eight bucks and you remember that Cirque du Soleil will set you back over 100 USD at a minimum for anything near decent seats. The show was pretty low budget, with silly leotards and no major lighting effects, but the acrobatics were top notch, ranging from balancing acts to plate spinning to a girl on a 10-ft unicycle tossing up to three dishes at a time with her foot on top of her head! The most amazing act by far, however, was the final one. One global cage. Not one, not two, not three... but seven motorcycles driving loop-de-loops around one man standing in the middle! Incredible!

After nearly a week of hanging out in Shanghai, it was time to see a different place. Tune in next time to read more about our self-awarded vacation trip! In the meantime, be sure to check out the Photo Albums below!

Tom's Shanghai albums (three albums)
My China Album (Part I)

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

This Guy Must Practice His Three-Star

Quite some time ago, I wrote about a drill that we practice in kung fu called Three Star, or Sam Sing, which conditions your forearms. It's a particularly important drill in Choy Lay Fut because of all the forearm blocks, and of course the forearm striking Sow Choy.

Well, the guy below isn't a Choy Lay Fut practitioner. He actually practices Wu Zu Quan, or Five Ancestors Fist, in a city that he apparently was once the mayor of in the Fujian province of China. In the video, he breaks solid concrete pillars with Sow Choy-like forearm strikes as well as backhand forearm strikes, with both arms. Note that his strikes actually land on the corner edges of the pillars. In the video, he says that this makes the exercise that much more awesome and special - doing it on the flat edge isn't any big deal!

He also says that he got to his level through 25 years of Iron Bridge conditioning, ever since he was twelve years old. Seeing as his arms look pretty distorted, I'm not sure I want to get to that kind of level at this art, but it's still pretty incredible. Kind of like a one-man wrecking crew!

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Eli's Great Escape

Hard to believe I haven't written about the Super Bowl yet. I didn't care much for either team, but Grant's Pad can't ignore the fact that Eli Manning pulled off the greatest football play in history to upset the "perfect" Patriots. Gotta hand it to the Giant's defense though - they were all over Tom Brady like Gators over Troy Smith!

I couldn't get the TV footage because of NFL rights, but this guy's camera was pretty good. Enjoy!

Friday, February 01, 2008

January Crushes the Competition

About this time last month, I commented how Grant's Pad pulled out all the stops in December, racking up over 200 visits and over 250 page views, without having to pad my stats by visiting the blog on 20 different computers in the computer lab five times a day or by forcing friends to read up (that much).

Well, January apparently took offense to December's stout performance, and decided to step it up. In fact, January nearly 2.5-upped December's total visits, accruing nearly 500, and made those visits count as each visitor looked at close to 1.5 pages per visit, nearly tripling Decembers page view totals for a total of 687!


I really don't know what caused the massive influx of visitors this month. According to the data, it seems most of the visitors to Grant's Pad found the blog by googling Transformers, which is kind of neat, or by googling U-Haul... which I found to be quite peculiar. Didn't know that many people were looking for their own Transforming U-Haul truck!